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The Forward Pass: What is the NRL’s crowd solution?

NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has revealed the plan to combat poor Sydney crowds. 'For all regular season Sydney games, we're going to lock fans out and sell horribly overpriced tickets and club memberships to stupidly rich businessmen, with the biggest...

The Forward Pass: What is Mundine’s Origin plan?

Anthony Mundine's tweet about wanting to coach NSW in 2018 only revealed part of his plan. 'Brah, I'll captain-coach the Blues, sack all the clowns and take on Queensland by myself.' While one player against 13 seems impossible, Mundine is...

The Forward Pass: Channel Nine commentator quits

Phil "Gus" Gould is leaving the Channel Nine commentary team to coach the NSW Blues. http://gty.im/99301501 'I'm the greatest Origin coach ever, so it's my responsibility to rebuild for 2018 after this year's loss,' said Gus. 'A successful Origin team is...

The Forward Pass: Titans’ surprise signing

Controversial tennis player Bernard Tomic is now a Gold Coast Titan. Tomic planned the move with best mate Jarryd Hayne. 'I was partying with the Hayne Playne and said I was bored with tennis, there's no challenge anymore. The Planester started digging...

The Forward Pass: Could this be Melbourne’s new home ground?

Melbourne coach Craig Bellamy has requested the NRL move all the Storm's away games to Suncorp Stadium from 2018. 'The boys love Lang Park, how many other teams constantly smash the Broncos on their home ground? We'd rather play our...
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