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The Forward Pass: A Manly Legend Returns

The fake news that’s actually fake. Manly veteran Paul 'Fatty' Vautin will coach the Sea Eagles from 2019. http://gty.im/996049350 Just like Queensland in 1995, Fatty will swoop in to save his beloved club after Trent Barrett announced he was leaving. "The Fat loves his...

The Forward Pass: What’s the NRL’s Generous Deed?

The fake news that's actually fake. The Western Force - axed from Super Rugby - will play in the NRL from 2018. http://gty.im/814883070 Rebranded the Perth Force, their inclusion finally addresses the constant rumours of a new Perth NRL team. The Force will adopt...

The Forward Pass | Channel Nine’s New Star

The fake news that’s actually fake. Channel Nine has signed Brisbane debutant Payne Haas to a lifetime contract. http://gty.im/699102626 Haas impressed off the bench in Brisbane's win over Souths last Thursday night, playing 20 minutes, making 15 tackles and running 68 metres. Paul 'Fatty'...

NSW’s Shock Origin Selection

Andrew Johns will play for NSW in State of Origin III. Blues coach Laurie Daley called Johns after the eight Immortal's epic spray on Channel Nine after Origin II. ‘Loz said, “If you think we're such a dumb team, stick on...

The Forward Pass: What is Canterbury’s Shock Name Change?

The fake news that's actually fake. Canterbury-Bankstown announced a name change for 2018. Desperate to avoid more bad publicity, the Bulldogs will be renamed the "Cuddly Puppies". This is the new mascot: http://gty.im/469633228 'Canterbury prides itself on being the "family" club. We're sick of the...
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