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The Forward Pass: What’s the Warriors’ New Jersey?

The fake news that’s actually fake. The NZ Warriors will commemorate their 500th jersey with another exclusive jersey. http://gty.im/940357600 The Warriors will wear their 'AKL Sunset' jersey for the Mt Smart Stadium double header against North Queensland on Saturday night (including the Wests...

The Forward Pass: Jarryd Hayne’s new mission

The fake news that’s actually fake. Jarryd Hayne has quit rugby league and is destined to be Australia's next sprinting superstar. "I'm sick of rugby league," said an 'injured' Hayne after watching his Gold Coast Titans lose to Parramatta last Thursday night. "The...

The Forward Pass: The Secret Plan for Brisbane’s Magic Weekend

The fake news that’s actually fake. With Brisbane's 2019 'Magic Weekend' announced, The Forward Pass can reveal the Queensland Rugby League's 'real' plan. "We all know Queensland's the only rugby league state that matters, so we want our Magic Weekend to reflect the amazing Sunshine State," said...

The Forward Pass: Thaiday’s New Career

Axed by the Brisbane Broncos, Sam Thaiday is keen to start a new chapter...as an actor. 'You've all seen the NRMA ads, I'm easily the best actor in the NRL, if not Australia. I've had a great footy career, now...

The Forward Pass: Which NRL Team is Leaving?

The NZ Warriors are expelled from the 2018 NRL Premiership. The final straw was the Warriors' home loss to Cronulla in Round 21, their fourth straight defeat. They've won just one game in Australia this season and haven't made the...
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