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The Forward Pass: Who’s Following Their Boxing Dream?

The fake news that’s actually fake. Paul Gallen returns to boxing later this year, fighting Jeff Horn in a massive free-to-air event in Brisbane. http://gty.im/805868818 "I've done heaps of thinking after the Cowboys loss. I need a break from ignorant fans and biased...

What’s The NRL’s Radical Finals Change?

The fake news that’s actually fake. NRL CEO Andrew Abdo has announced a radical, super-sized finals format. From 2022, 12 teams will qualify for the finals, split into two groups. The top four teams will enjoy a week off (and a double chance),...

The Forward Pass: Gutherson’s Exciting New Project

The fake news that’s actually fake. Parramatta's Clint Gutherson is a budding YouTube superstar. http://gty.im/531294422 Inspired by his 'wardrobe malfunction' at the Parramatta awards night, Gutherson launched 'Gutho's Great House Tips' last week. http://gty.im/157631919 Topics include: - How to vacuum the floors without leaving the couch. -...

THE FORWARD PASS | Five Things to Make the NRL Great Again in 2020

The fake news that’s actually fake. Canberra wins the Premiership Motivated by the heartbreaking 2019 grand final loss, Canberra dominates 2020. They comfortably win the minor premiership, and beat Brisbane and Melbourne to make the grand final. The rematch with the Sydney...

The Forward Pass: What’s the NRL’s Fixture Change?

The NRL has dumped the controversial 6pm Friday game for 2018. Following a small crowd at the SCG between Souths and St. George-Illawarra last Friday night (12,312), NRL CEO Todd Greenberg finally admitted the timeslot was dead. http://gty.im/826318806 'We'll take the blame...
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