Rugby League Satire

The Forward Pass: What’s the NRL’s Fixture Change?

The NRL has dumped the controversial 6pm Friday game for 2018. Following a small crowd at the SCG between Souths and St. George-Illawarra last Friday...

The Forward Pass: Which NRL Team is Leaving?

The NZ Warriors are expelled from the 2018 NRL Premiership. The final straw was the Warriors' home loss to Cronulla in Round 21, their fourth...

The Forward Pass: What is the NRL’s Radical New Rule?

NRL CEO Todd Greenberg announced a surprise new rule for the rest of 2017. 'Tackle Billy Slater and it's an automatic penalty.' "The Slater Rule" is...

The Forward Pass: Archer’s Shock Confession

The Forward Pass has leaked a stunning letter from NRL Referees boss Tony Archer. "Dear coach of <insert team affected>, I, Tony Archer, am sorry for the...

The Forward Pass: Thaiday’s New Career

Axed by the Brisbane Broncos, Sam Thaiday is keen to start a new chapter...as an actor. 'You've all seen the NRMA ads, I'm easily the...

The Forward Pass: What is the NRL’s crowd solution?

NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has revealed the plan to combat poor Sydney crowds. 'For all regular season Sydney games, we're going to lock fans out...

The Forward Pass: What is Mundine’s Origin plan?

Anthony Mundine's tweet about wanting to coach NSW in 2018 only revealed part of his plan. 'Brah, I'll captain-coach the Blues, sack all the...

The Forward Pass: Channel Nine Commentator Quits

Phil "Gus" Gould is leaving the Channel Nine commentary team to coach the NSW Blues. http://gty.im/99301501 'I'm the greatest Origin coach ever, so it's my responsibility...

The Forward Pass: Titans’ Surprise Signing

Controversial tennis player Bernard Tomic is now a Gold Coast Titan. Tomic planned the move with best mate Jarryd Hayne. 'I was partying with the Hayne Playne...

The Forward Pass: Could This Be Melbourne’s New Home Ground?

Melbourne coach Craig Bellamy has requested the NRL move all the Storm's away games to Suncorp Stadium from 2018. 'The boys love Lang Park, how...

The Forward Pass: The Hadley Masterplan

Channel Nine have embraced their Saturday night coverage of NRL rounds 21-26, on one condition. Keep Ray "Bolts" Hadley away from the commentary box. While Nine...

The Forward Pass: Brisbane’s New Owners

The Brisbane Broncos have announced a radical ownership plan that'll revolutionise the NRL. Channel Nine will own the Broncos from 2018, rebranding them as the "Channel...

NSW’s Shock Origin Selection

Andrew Johns will play for NSW in State of Origin III. Blues coach Laurie Daley called Johns after the eight Immortal's epic spray on Channel...

Lighter Side of League – who is the best NRL mascot?

Originally posted at: http://www.thegurgler.com/2015/04/04/pointless-posers-who-is-the-best-nrl-mascot/ Every now and again The Gurgler’s interest is sparked into a really pointless thought, a question that no one really needs the...
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