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The Forward Pass: Jarryd Hayne’s new mission

The fake news that’s actually fake. Jarryd Hayne has quit rugby league and is destined to be Australia's next sprinting superstar. "I'm sick of rugby league," said an 'injured' Hayne after watching his Gold Coast Titans lose to Parramatta last Thursday night. "The...

The Forward Pass: What is the NRL’s Radical New Rule?

NRL CEO Todd Greenberg announced a surprise new rule for the rest of 2017. 'Tackle Billy Slater and it's an automatic penalty.' "The Slater Rule" is a reaction to Sia Soliola's five-week suspension. 'Everyone loves Billy the Kid. He's the bushy jockey...

THE FORWARD PASS | Five Things to Make the NRL Great Again in 2020

The fake news that’s actually fake. Canberra wins the Premiership Motivated by the heartbreaking 2019 grand final loss, Canberra dominates 2020. They comfortably win the minor premiership, and beat Brisbane and Melbourne to make the grand final. The rematch with the Sydney...

The Forward Pass: Who Wore it Best?

The fake news that’s actually fake. With the footy finals nearing its climax, it's easy to forget about Mad Monday. The Forward Pass fearlessly went undercover to judge the top five Mad Monday costumes. Jordan Rapana and BJ Leilua as Walter White and Jesse...

The Forward Pass: What is the NRL’s crowd solution?

NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has revealed the plan to combat poor Sydney crowds. 'For all regular season Sydney games, we're going to lock fans out and sell horribly overpriced tickets and club memberships to stupidly rich businessmen, with the biggest...

The Forward Pass: What’s the Preliminary Final Change?

The fake news that’s actually fake. Melbourne's preliminary final against Cronulla will be moved to Saturday afternoon. http://gty.im/1028424056 Originally on Friday night, the NRL wanted to avoid being swamped by the AFL. Melbourne will play Cronulla at 4pm on Saturday, with the NRLW game...

2023 NRL: The Forward Pass Crystal Ball Predictions

The fake news that’s actually fake. With the 2023 season almost here, it’s time for The Forward Pass to deliver their (no-so serious) predictions. Will any of these come true? NRL TO ANNOUNCE NEW BOSS Sick and tired of Peter V'landys and Andrew Abdo...

The Forward Pass | Channel Nine’s New Star

The fake news that’s actually fake. Channel Nine has signed Brisbane debutant Payne Haas to a lifetime contract. http://gty.im/699102626 Haas impressed off the bench in Brisbane's win over Souths last Thursday night, playing 20 minutes, making 15 tackles and running 68 metres. Paul 'Fatty'...

The Forward Pass: NRL announces grand final entertainment

The fake news that's actually fake. Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher is the NRL's 2017 grand final entertainment. http://gty.im/826222764 Desperate to avoid last year's Richie Sambora trainwreck, Gallagher was an early pick for NRL CEO Todd Greenberg. http://gty.im/461481886 "Liam is perfect, he was an iconic...

The Forward Pass: Archer’s Shock Confession

The Forward Pass has leaked a stunning letter from NRL Referees boss Tony Archer. "Dear coach of <insert team affected>, I, Tony Archer, am sorry for the terrible refereeing/Bunker error that cost your team victory this weekend. I've already punished <insert referee/s who...

Here’s the Next NRL Shock Rule Change

The fake news that’s actually fake. In a shocking backflip, the NRL will scrap the at-times controversial 'Six Again' rule after less than two seasons. From 2022, the 'Six Again' rule will be replaced by a variation of rugby union's 'Advantage' rule;...

What’s The NRL’s Radical Finals Change?

The fake news that’s actually fake. NRL CEO Andrew Abdo has announced a radical, super-sized finals format. From 2022, 12 teams will qualify for the finals, split into two groups. The top four teams will enjoy a week off (and a double chance),...

THE FORWARD PASS | The Reserve Grade Revolution

The fake news that’s actually fake. NRL CEO Andrew Abdo has announced the biggest change to lower-grade footy since the Toyota Cup (under 20s) over a decade ago. http://gty.im/103991902 From 2022, the Queensland and New South Wales domestic competitions will combine to become...

NRL Launch New Super Tournament

After a successful - and controversial - NRL Nines tournament, NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has already greenlit an ambitious new version, with a lot more Nines footy for fans to enjoy.   http://gty.im/1206413678   Beginning in 2021, the 'NRL Super Nines' will feature...

Fox League To Solve Baffling Ref Calls

The fake news that’s actually fake. In response to the latest refereeing controversy, Fox League will launch a new one hour panel show, The Decision, airing on Monday nights. http://gty.im/1254345726 Hosted by Yvonne Sampson and featuring former Melbourne and Sydney Roosters premiership player...

The Forward Pass: What’s the NRL’s Generous Deed?

The fake news that's actually fake. The Western Force - axed from Super Rugby - will play in the NRL from 2018. http://gty.im/814883070 Rebranded the Perth Force, their inclusion finally addresses the constant rumours of a new Perth NRL team. The Force will adopt...

Rugby League Set For FortyFour Competition

The fake news that’s actually fake. Keen to capitalise on cricket's newest format The Hundred, the NRL will launch a fresh pre-season competition from 2022. Called The FortyFour, the modified version of rugby league features many exciting changes, including: 40 minute games:...

The Forward Pass: Fox League’s New Show

The fake news that’s actually fake. Fox Sports are launching a new show in time for the finals. The Apology Hour - hosted by Bill Harrigan - airs 8:30pm every Monday and features a procession of NRL referees apologising for their inevitable...

THE FORWARD PASS | The Broncos’ Latest Blow

The fake news that’s actually fake. Brisbane's free (to air) ride with Channel Nine could be in jeopardy. http://gty.im/1244874030 Channel Nine CEO Hugh Marks has reacted angrily to the Broncos' embarrassing 59-0 loss to the Sydney Roosters. http://gty.im/498876724 "We've had a very profitable relationship with...

The Forward Pass: Titans’ Surprise Signing

Controversial tennis player Bernard Tomic is now a Gold Coast Titan. Tomic planned the move with best mate Jarryd Hayne. 'I was partying with the Hayne Playne and said I was bored with tennis, there's no challenge anymore. The Planester started digging...
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