Rugby League Satire

The Forward Pass: What’s Happening with The Footy Show?

The fake news that’s actually fake. Channel Nine have axed the new Footy Show...for the classic Footy Show. From April 29, following Thursday Night Footy, Nine will air The Footy Show Classics Edition, hosted by Paul 'Fatty' Vautin. http://gty.im/521487126 Nine's CEO Hugh Marks got the...

The Forward Pass: Smith’s Origin Lifeline

The fake news that’s actually fake. Despite announcing his retirement, Cameron Smith will feature in State of Origin 2018... ...for Channel Nine. Channel Nine CEO Hugh Marks wasted little time signing Smith. "We'd be mad not to. Smith's an amazing player, will offer fascinating...

2023 NRL: The Forward Pass Crystal Ball Predictions

The fake news that’s actually fake. With the 2023 season almost here, it’s time for The Forward Pass to deliver their (no-so serious) predictions. Will any of these come true? NRL TO ANNOUNCE NEW BOSS Sick and tired of Peter V'landys and Andrew Abdo...

2024 NRL: The Forward Pass Crystal Ball Predictions

The fake news that’s actually fake. With the 2024 season almost here, it’s time for The Forward Pass to deliver their (no-so serious) predictions. Will any of these come true? THE BRONCOS GO BACK TO THE FUTURE Looking to capitalise on their first grand...

Rugby League Set For FortyFour Competition

The fake news that’s actually fake. Keen to capitalise on cricket's newest format The Hundred, the NRL will launch a fresh pre-season competition from 2022. Called The FortyFour, the modified version of rugby league features many exciting changes, including: 40 minute games:...

The Forward Pass: Gutherson’s Exciting New Project

The fake news that’s actually fake. Parramatta's Clint Gutherson is a budding YouTube superstar. http://gty.im/531294422 Inspired by his 'wardrobe malfunction' at the Parramatta awards night, Gutherson launched 'Gutho's Great House Tips' last week. http://gty.im/157631919 Topics include: - How to vacuum the floors without leaving the couch. -...

The Forward Pass: Fox League’s New Show

The fake news that’s actually fake. Fox Sports are launching a new show in time for the finals. The Apology Hour - hosted by Bill Harrigan - airs 8:30pm every Monday and features a procession of NRL referees apologising for their inevitable...

Raiders Podcast War Heats Up!

The fake news that’s actually fake. While previous The Forward Pass articles have been fake stories about real footy-related issues, this "very special episode" of The Forward Pass is about real people in a fake "Podcast War".  Though the Canberra Raiders are having...

THE FORWARD PASS | The Roosters Return to their Roots

The fake news that’s actually fake. After 20 years as the Sydney Roosters, the Eastern Suburbs Roosters will return in 2021. http://gty.im/1179344948 "We still identity as Easts on social media and on some of our club gear, so it makes sense to return...

The Forward Pass: Could This Be Melbourne’s New Home Ground?

Melbourne coach Craig Bellamy has requested the NRL move all the Storm's away games to Suncorp Stadium from 2018. 'The boys love Lang Park, how many other teams constantly smash the Broncos on their home ground? We'd rather play our...

The Forward Pass: Bennett’s Demand

The fake news that’s actually fake. Brisbane coach Wayne Bennett has demanded the NRL reinstate the Broncos’ night-time monopoly. http://gty.im/487315682 ”After an exhaustive season review, I’ve discovered why we had such a bad year. Too many day games. Our boys had to play...

The Forward Pass: What’s the NRL’s Fixture Change?

The NRL has dumped the controversial 6pm Friday game for 2018. Following a small crowd at the SCG between Souths and St. George-Illawarra last Friday night (12,312), NRL CEO Todd Greenberg finally admitted the timeslot was dead. http://gty.im/826318806 'We'll take the blame...

The Forward Pass: Hook’s New Club

The fake news that’s actually fake. Sacked Penrith coach Anthony 'Hook' Griffin has found a new club. http://gty.im/949901512 Canberra. Griffin will support Ricky Stuart as co-coach for the rest of 2018 and 2019. http://gty.im/998529160 "I'm bloody out of answers this season," Stuart said. "Hook's Panthers have...

The Forward Pass: The NRLs new mobile game

The fake news that’s actually fake. The NRL has launched an exciting new mobile game for Android and iPhone. Based on the popular 'Where's Wally' games, 'Random Souths Guy' gives NRL fans a virtual and immersive experience. http://gty.im/473581054 In the game, players view animated...

The Forward Pass: The Dragons’ Unique Mad Monday

The fake news that’s actually fake. St. George-Illawarra coach Paul McGregor has announced the club’s unique Mad Monday celebrations. http://gty.im/1003024038 ”On Monday September 10, we’re gonna get dressed up in silly costumes, grab some beers, go down to Kogarah Oval, lock the doors...and watch...

THE FORWARD PASS | The Reserve Grade Revolution

The fake news that’s actually fake. NRL CEO Andrew Abdo has announced the biggest change to lower-grade footy since the Toyota Cup (under 20s) over a decade ago. http://gty.im/103991902 From 2022, the Queensland and New South Wales domestic competitions will combine to become...

The Forward Pass: Which NRL Team is Leaving?

The NZ Warriors are expelled from the 2018 NRL Premiership. The final straw was the Warriors' home loss to Cronulla in Round 21, their fourth straight defeat. They've won just one game in Australia this season and haven't made the...

The Forward Pass: What’s the Sydney Roosters’ Special Name Change?

The fake news that’s actually fake. The Sydney Roosters will celebrate their Thursday night clash with South Sydney at Allianz Stadium with a special name change. For one night only, they will become the Eastern Suburbs Roosters again. Nick Politis is excited about...

The Forward Pass: 2022 NRL Fearful Predictions

The fake news that’s actually fake. With the 2022 season almost here, it's time for The Forward Pass to deliver their (no-so serious) predictions. Will any of these come true? SIX AGAIN AXED FOR GOOD An off-season adjustment to the Six Again rule (teams...

The Forward Pass: Stuart’s plan

The fake news that’s actually fake. Canberra coach Ricky Stuart wants the NRL to reduce games to 70 minutes. http://gty.im/976854638 Stuart's proposal is to divide games into two 35-minute halves for player welfare - and nothing to do with Canberra losing seven games...
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