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The Forward Pass: What’s the NRL’s Fixture Change?

The NRL has dumped the controversial 6pm Friday game for 2018. Following a small crowd at the SCG between Souths and St. George-Illawarra last Friday night (12,312), NRL CEO Todd Greenberg finally admitted the timeslot was dead. http://gty.im/826318806 'We'll take the blame...

The Forward Pass: Which NRL Team is Leaving?

The NZ Warriors are expelled from the 2018 NRL Premiership. The final straw was the Warriors' home loss to Cronulla in Round 21, their fourth straight defeat. They've won just one game in Australia this season and haven't made the...

The Forward Pass: What is the NRL’s Radical New Rule?

NRL CEO Todd Greenberg announced a surprise new rule for the rest of 2017. 'Tackle Billy Slater and it's an automatic penalty.' "The Slater Rule" is a reaction to Sia Soliola's five-week suspension. 'Everyone loves Billy the Kid. He's the bushy jockey...

The Forward Pass: Archer’s Shock Confession

The Forward Pass has leaked a stunning letter from NRL Referees boss Tony Archer. "Dear coach of <insert team affected>, I, Tony Archer, am sorry for the terrible refereeing/Bunker error that cost your team victory this weekend. I've already punished <insert referee/s who...

The Forward Pass: Thaiday’s New Career

Axed by the Brisbane Broncos, Sam Thaiday is keen to start a new chapter...as an actor. 'You've all seen the NRMA ads, I'm easily the best actor in the NRL, if not Australia. I've had a great footy career, now...
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